How Dirty is An*l?

Like, for real

I’ve had lube come out of me that smelled exactly like it smelled when it came out of the tube 20 minutes earlier.

“How? is that even possible?”

Let Jane put you on game.

First you need fiber. You must consume a dose of fiber 24 hours before you expect to be active. If active is your usual, you need it daily. Next, use this bulb 20 minutes prior. Hold your legs in the air for 5 seconds and then push out all the material inside of you. Do this 7 times. Wait 5 minutes after the last flush and voila! You are ready to take on the whole world with confidence.