They say its dirty but they don’t know what they’re missing

I consider myself an evangelist of sorts (maybe I should move futher West out of habit and manifest destiny) Only kidding. Notwithstanding, advocacy is in my blood. According to Evan Goldstein, 72% of Americans have tried anal sex. Yet when it comes to issues surrounding LGBTQIA people, American men pretend doing it in the butt is somehow inherently dirty. It sure as hell doesn’t have to be, and with that survey suggesting 3/4 of men have gone there, ladies, it really just comes down to the girl. If you’re a man and you’re reading this, you may be a fugitive. Let me show you how its done.

Like, for real.

I’ve had lube come out of me that smelled exactly like it smelled when it came out of the tube 20 minutes earlier.

“How? is that even possible?”

First you need fiber. You must consume a dose of fiber 24 hours before you expect to be active. If active is your usual, you need it daily. Next, use this bulb 20 minutes prior. Hold your legs in the air for 5 seconds and then push out all the material inside of you. Do this 7 times. Wait 5 minutes after the last flush and voila! You are ready to take on the whole world with confidence.